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Scuba Steve
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Join date : 2010-06-05
Age : 27
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PostSubject: :D :!:   Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:30 am

This past Thursday night I was introduced to a thing called bow-fishing. Now, the combination of beer, darkness, a rocking boat, and bow and arrows sounds stupid, right? Well it is! I almost got shot through about five different times. But! the most bad ass I have ever felt (next to firing a shotgun) was when I took up that bow and arrow and shot that skinny little fish right through it's freaking torso!
On the one hand, I felt really bad for the fish because we weren't shooting them to eat them (nasty runoff pond fish) and getting shot through with a f ucking arrow is not the same as getting a tiny hook in your lip. There no surviving that crap! Plus, they flopped around for a good three hours still after being shot through and then put in a barrel without any water. So, I'm pretty sure I racked up some bad karma for the one fish I did manage to get (aiming through water is hard!) by first putting a shaft the size of it's head through it's torso (that's what he said), causing it to rupture blood (TWHS), and then letting it slowly suffocate to death while simultaneously bleeding out.
But it was totally worth it for the look on the boys' faces when I not only succeeded in pulling the bowstring all the way back when no one thought I could, but then when I got the fish they all missed.
So, I guess what I'm saying is that we should all organize a hunting trip. No guns, only bows Smile If I had a bow and some arrows, I could totally survive a deciduous forest in a mild climate!
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Join date : 2010-06-03
Age : 27
Location : Danny Glover's Left Pocket.

PostSubject: Re: :D :!:   Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:37 am

Guns, bows, rods, and nets are for losers.

Champions fish with their fists.

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Join date : 2010-06-03

PostSubject: Re: :D :!:   Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:58 am

no, champions fish with their dicks, but since we are not champions, we fish with our hands!
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