Art of Theft

Nerd@<3 wrote:

makeup, perfume, and a new wallet. i love my purse

That is some sexist bullshit. How am I supposed to stuff a purse and not look suspicious?

I stole a mouse pad once..... I'm not paying six bucks for a mouse pad.

I guess I stole two Rock Band drum sets, as I didn't return "defective" products. More like botched mods. Well, okay, the FIRST one was a botched mod. The second one was me just "trading up" before my warranty expired.

You can do this at Wal-mart without a warranty though. The magical art of buying a new controller, and stuffing a botched mod in the box of the new controller, calling it "defective". Getting your money back. Yeah.

Doesn't really work if you want more of something, but it is good for replacing your broken Poos.

That's weird. I've never actually stolen something. Do you guys cheat in school sometimes?

that i've never done. there'd be no point to school if you did that. where's the challenge. sneaking a large bottle of perfume into your bra without looking suspicious or unnaturally lumpy? now that's a challenge

I can't shove things in my bra and get away with it. It's too hard.

u know what, if one of you guys were to dress in drag and try to smuggle things out in ur bra and panties, i would PAY to see that! lmao that was the mental image i got from this convo

Eric would make an attractive drag.

Rat wrote:

Eric would make an attractive drag.

He should go to Hamburger Mary's.

I shoplifted for the first and only time in my life a few months ago. It really was a totally worthless item, it was just fun to see if it could be done.

I imagine that I make a terrible shoplifter. I don't really have a pokerface, I've got nerves, and I can't do sleight of hand tricks. So if I can do it, everyone should!

I stole a copy of Civilization 4 and Star Trek Online from Target about two years ago.
I have no idea how I didn't get caught.