Pact of being good

In honor of adding some gay filler content to our mostly abandoned hangout, I hereby initiate a pact.

We've been friends for like 7 years. You guys are my best friends. I mean, it's no contest. It's amazing how such a huge population such as Kirkwood can be so boring and braindead. But you guys only let me down occasionally, and that's great. I am finally unveiling my weaker conciousness to you in an effort to hold on to you guys forever. Here are some promises I'm making.

- I apologize for all douchebaggery I performed in the past.
- I forgive all douchebaggery that you all have douchebagged in the past as well as all the douchebaggery you may henceforth commit.
- I will be your friends forever.
- I will keep our forums alive by posting at least once a month forever.
- Limited to one use per person, I will follow any inquirer around for 24 hours providing background electric bass music.
- I sign this pact, thus pledging constant contribution to the health of the community as long as I live.

Whom among you will take this pact, thus ensuring the long, prosperous life of the tribe? Copy the red text in your forthcoming posts and edit appropiately.

- I apologize for all douchebaggery I performed in the past.
- I forgive all douchebaggery that you all have douchebagged in the past as well as all the douchebaggery you may henceforth commit.
- I will be your friends forever.
- I will keep our forums alive by posting at least once a month forever.
- Limited to one use per person, I will follow any inquirer around for 24 hours providing background polka trombone music.
- I sign this pact, thus pledging constant contribution to the health of the community as long as I live.

I usually don't like mass email/text/facebook things like this but I might as well.
I probably don't have to tell you guys any of this, though. It's pretty much assumed.

- I apologize for all douchebaggery I performed in the past.
- I forgive all douchebaggery that you all have douchebagged in the past as well as all the douchebaggery you may henceforth commit.
- I will be your friends forever.
- I will keep our forums alive by posting at least once a month forever.

- I sign this pact, thus pledging constant contribution to the health of the community as long as I live.

i'm in, i agree completely...unfortunately, i don't play bass, so i can't copy that part.

also, i don't think this was originally meant as a copy/paste type of thing, but i'll still do it.

Jesus fucking christ dude, nobody cares. You don't even live here, so that makes you half of a person. Banned. And that goes with that other dude too.

Alright, now on to serious business.

- I apologize for all douchebaggery I performed in the past.
- I forgive all douchebaggery that you all have douchebagged in the past as well as all the douchebaggery you may henceforth commit.
- I will be your friends forever.
- I will keep our forums alive by posting at least once a month forever.
- I sign this pact, thus pledging constant contribution to the health of the community as long as I live.

The Moon.

boo, you banned them both?!?

LOL what was that post about?!

epic