"Something Awful" [sic] is a discussion forum on the internet that wears unwavering douchebaggery as a mark of pride. They make setting the standard of excrement-smeared assholishness their full-time job. But let's not just say things, let's systematically demonstrate how this is exactly true.

I play a game "NEStalgia," which is an MMO that plays like a typical 8-bit RPG. NEStalgia experienced significant success in February 2011, and this game's Developer - Ben Mallahan, or "SilkWizard" - decided to submit this game to Steam through the "Greenlight" campaign, which allows developers...

Naw. I've got nothing.

Please not delete

Yeah, we've been slow lately, bleh.

I've taken the time to unlock this forum. I really don't want to have to have my name on all topics, which is what will happen if I have to post everyones. So essentially, you can post your own articles nows. Just remember that these posts still need to be article quality. Spam, stupid Poos, not-articles will all be deleted.

And for the new admin business. Jake is here. Given that he has been the admin of TLM since forever, it would be wrong to have him be in any other place. Out of respect, I hereby grant Disco Lemonade his rightful admin...

..Well, so much for this.

Anyway, hopefully we'll write one soon. I'm busy with work and I haven't had really good thinking time lately. (Explains the poor quality of my daily banners...which have started to become less daily.) That P-Fish guy is off in Nerbrasklands and he's probably too busy doing more important stuff. I also can't get a hold of him. And of course, nobody has been submitting anything. Hell, besides Ben, Nick and me, people rarely post.

However, it is summer, and summer is traditionally filled with down time. People like to use that down time to do questionable...

Ben suggested the return of the weekly article, so here it is. Someone should get working on it, send it to me for proof reading, and I'll slap it up here.

Therefore, here's how it will go.

1) Find something funny, thought provoking; anything you like, and write an article about it. There are really no guidelines on the topic -- it just can't suck (unless it sucks so much it's funny).

2) Send me the draft and I'll take a look at it to make sure it's not awful. Mind you it's not a strict review process, just don't send something you could easily post else where.